New Merch - Dumbledore Fucks

Signing Kit up for that Teepublic account was a miscalculation. Anyway, celebrate J.K. Rowling’s revelation that Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an “incredibly intense” sexual relationship with these new items!

You can get our Dumbledore Fucks design printed on t-shirts, mugs, phone cases, and an incredibly large flag to put in your window. We’ve made the executive decision not to provide it on any children’s clothing, for obvious reasons.

This design is 30% off for the next three days!

New Merch - Glam Rock Specter of Death

We haven’t figured out how to stop Kit from making these things.

You can get our Glam Rock Specter of Death design, based on stuff we yell during The Jem Jam, printed on t-shirts, phone cases, pillows, mugs, or a gigantic flag you can hang from your wall. You know, if you’re into that sort of thing.

This design is 30% off for the next three days!

Transcript: THE JEM JAM - Episode 2 - "Disaster"

(Listen to the episode here.)

Annie: (burps)

Kit: Who was that?

Annie: Yo.

Kit: Charming, Annie. Really charming. Watch as I make that the cold open for this episode.

[Title Music]

Annie: Hey there, I'm Annie.

Kit: I'm Kit.

Maq: And I'm Maq.

Annie: And this is The Jem Jam, where we do an episode-by-episode recap of the 1980s cartoon Jem and the Holograms, because we have awful taste and we need to inflict it on you, the internet. Last time, we did episode one: "The Beginning." This time, this is episode two: "Disaster," still written by Christy Marx, as this is part of our little intro. Our shockingly low-budget intro to a glam rock series that is full of drama. And I'm very excited to get started.

New Merch - My Name is WWWWWWWWWW

One of our Twitter followers had an incredible suggestion and nobody managed to revoke Kit’s Photoshop subscription in time, so we have merch now.

You can get this nametag design, based on our playthrough of Seduce Me: The Otome, printed on a variety of items (such as shirts, hoodies, phone cases, mugs, and as an actual nametag).

This design is 30% off for the next two days, so get it while it’s hot!

Crooked Russian Cam is now on Ko-Fi!

Hey folks!

We’ve been on Patreon for a few years now, and while we like the service and intend to continue using it, we realize that a lot of our audience aren’t in a financial situation where they can commit to a monthly donation.

If that’s the case for you, and you’d still like to support us with dollars, we now have a Ko-Fi! Ko-Fi allows you to make a small, one-time donation to help keep the lights on around here.

As always, even if you can’t afford to donate, we’re so, so grateful to have you as a listener. We’ve got some really cool stuff coming up, so stay tuned!

xoxo,

Annie, Kit, and Maq