In this episode, our three hosts admire JUST how fifteen and a half our protagonist and her best friend are, are hit with three separate mini games each more bizarre than the last, and rage against teen Mackenzie.
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Our heroes gather for book club and discuss The Ninja by Eric Van Lustbader.
Content warnings: f/f, 1980s eroticism, nether lips, bathtub funtimes, buttocks, wide, gnomish automaton-generated text accusations, sex gun territory, waggle, utter confusion, at what COST.
Submission by the mysterious Mak'weaveré.
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Our heroes make their way through the phlogiston and land in Vulkarus.
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Welcome back to Date Me Dammit, where Maq, Annie, and Kit are starting a game Maq played back in her high school days. Stare in AWE as they completely fail to get through simple mini games. ADMIRE their SKILL at not being able to name their character. And mostly it's Maq failing at said mini game and Annie discussing Strahd van Zarovich.
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Our heroes make their way to Vodonispace and encounter the darkness seeping into the phlogiston.
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Our hosts discuss the Princess Switch trilogy (2018, 2020, 2021) and Annie proves that Christmas is the time to focus on the Holy Trinity of Gaslight, Gatekeep, and Girlboss.
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Our heroes meet for Book Club and discuss Soul Eater by Lily Mayne.
Content warnings: m/m, duck feathers, same name situation, thumb wars with tongues, elven kissing, lack of nipples, mysterious slits, [gif of the woman in Shape of Water signing how the fishman's crotch situation works], room for two, no glove no love, a lot of channel, deerstalker caps
Submission by Saturn. Thank you, Saturn!
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Our heroes deal with the ramifications of a sudden wedding as the Kestrel is repaired. Jylliana does a lot of convincing, Artie meets the locals, and Wyn talks it out.
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Our heroes negotiate the terms of a fake marriage with Max, though there's a real hitch.
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Our hosts discuss the film Big Fish (2003), and Maq proves that many stories throughout history are exaggerations, but you can glean truth from them.
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