What We Do
Crooked Russian Cam is composed of three main co-hosts (although some of our shows have other regular co-stars). Annie, Kit, and Maq specialize in discussing pop culture, yelling about our favorite things, and finding ways to make ourselves sound deep.
Starting in 2015 with an episode-by-episode recap of the 1986 cartoon Jem and the Holograms and quickly spiraling out of control into other projects, Crooked Russian Cam enjoys screaming, talking about good trash, and our array of various fictional girlfriends and boyfriends.
Meet the Hosts
hey there internet
annie craton
Height: 5’4”
Loves: Bad horror movies, sushi, RPGs, drawing, on-model action figures, petrichor, crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentations of their women.
Hates: Liars, deceivers, potted plants.
Prized Possession: Collection of Awkward and/or Tortured Monster Alien Husbando statues (known as: “Garrus, Garruser, Garrest.”)
Voted Most Likely To: Know a random theme song from an 80s or 90s cartoon and sing it in an empty room
Deepest Secret: Can’t say “Mississippi” without spelling it internally.
kit walker
Height: Negligible
Loves: Robots, space, robots in space, glitter eyeshadow, The Shadow, girls with tattoos, lipstick that smells like chocolate, Teen Wolf
Hates: People who yell at waiters, epithets, 90% of all video games ever made, Teen Wolf
Prized Possession: Plush vulture, named “Rippy,” purchased at Louvre gift shop
Voted Most Likely To: Purchase a plush vulture at the Louvre gift shop and name it “Rippy”
Deepest Secret: Ran a loan sharking operation in high school.
maq weaver
Height: 5’9”
Loves: The smell of red Jell-O, romance novels, smutty manga, tres leches cake, the Space Jam theme song, Willy Wonka/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Riot of Jem and the Holograms, true crime, poetry
Hates: Chocolate (especially chocolate chip cookies), ladybugs, the word “mewling,” James Joyce and his Modernist Pals, raw onions, time’s inevitable march forward
Prized Possession: Massive collection of digital commissions (DO YOU WANT TO SEE ALL OF THEM SHE WANTS TO SHOW THEM TO YOU)
Voted Most Likely To: Bake Cookies at 4AM
Deepest Secret: Took six months to come up with a deep secret then forgot what it was. Years later, still doesn’t have one.
Other Co-Stars
Vicki
Vicki is Kit’s mom and a regular cast member of Jemjammer. She probably has a Facebook account but we’re not linking you.